For the gal who has everything
Oh good grief.
From HealthyandActive.com:
The LELO YVA Gold-Plated Massager is a high-class, luxury vibrator for those who won't settle for less when it comes to their sexual satisfaction. The YVA is an 18k Gold-Plated vibe that has a small, yet quietly powerful motor and a deep resounding sensation for those that use it.
The YVA is a rechargeable massager that you can pack away and take with your on trips. It comes in a finely-crafted wooden box along with a charger, manual, satin carrying pouch and 1-year LELO warranty.
Regular price: $1,500.00Sale price: $1,350.00
Thank goodness for that $150 price drop. Run, don't walk, ladies.
Comments
As in moaning and groaning?
ROFLMAO some more.
'cause you know nothing touches my special bits unless it's coated in precious metals!
Sheesh, I thought non-fancy "massagers" were expensive!
Sure, just as handy as a *glow-in-the-dark* vibra-toy. I figure if you need light to remember where the hell it is, you probably don't need it . Just sayin! Who's gonna brag, "YEAH, but the one that got ME off was GOLD-PLATED" ??!!!!
This item makes me think of a comment a friend of mine said back in college when she saw the price tag on an expensive mountain-bike we saw while out shopping for her road-bike:
"Holy shit! For that price, that thing should be gold-plated and give me constant orgasms!"
If only she knew what was coming....
;o) Maybe it's a new, improved design over the penis?
[and very baaaaad]..... Ummmm. if you see it, chances are good that it's not properly in *place*...(shakes head at ygrs)
THANK YOU, DKN! &:o)
valerae--i agree. the non-premium ones are expensive enough for me!
ross--thanks for pointing out that a white gold model is available. this makes all the difference. i'm sure redzilla will start saving up immediately.
Oh, pooh, white gold is so bourgeois. I have got to reading these comments and giggling. Someone is going to catch me.
It would be the same for an *inny* or an *outy* sheesh! But YES! THANK YOU, DORA! lmao!
&:o(
How did you find that on the net? Did you google "vibrators"?
Hmmm....studying the shape of this one....you know, it could easily be combined with an iphone. Talk about your one-stop shopping!
[[ ... * sniff * ...dries her little mascara smeared eyes...blows her runny nose on her sleeve... ]]
ok...thanks you guys...
Continue with crupting me now.
Hey, you're taking me literally aren't you!?
I'm thinking they DO ("rock") but, ahem...I actually would be too embarresed to buy one. Plus, then, I'd be embarressed to think that if I did, my daughter would find it...
&:o\
Have any of yas gotten an email about the new "vibrating ring"? Too funny
A device that literally takes care of everything.
Top Ten Sex Toys That Don't Look Like Sex Toys
Rubber Ducky reminded me of the song Ernie on Sesamie Street sings:
"Rubber Ducky, you're the one -
You make bathtime much more fun!
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you -
boo-boop-de-doo!"
&:o)
LMAO at all o' youse! Get this. A Ducky reviewer named CARLA:
A little close to Carlisa, if you ask me. Just sayin.
redZ - And he shall name it the iVibe.
Holy crap. o_O
Christmas sales for the iVibe will be through the roof. My boss will make me line up for one for sure, and i'll be trampled and beat up by crazed gadget shoppers yet again. This time it'll be your fault, Redz! Waaauuuuughh!
I'm still going to get mauled by crazed holiday shoppers though. But this time I will prevail. The iVibe will be worth it!
Gets the job done. Funny, that's what I say about my husband...
Every night when I get in to the tubby...
when hubby bunch isn't quite so lubby'...
Rubby duckie I love you...
Nothing else will quite do...
I wouldn't take a $1,350.00 for youuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sguee! squee!
I suppose it will have to have a webcam for those Xtreme closeups......
Ewwwwwwww!
Beta testing - what a concept!!! Where can we sign up?! ;)