So you think *your* house is perfect

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I just wait for the filth to build up to a level where a shovel is most useful. Or else I move. That works too!

I want a house like Bruce Willis' apartment in The Fifth Element! That would be awesome!!! And a car, too. That would be even awesomer!
It all makes me think of Jacque Tati's movie Mon Oncle.
The only kind of house I ever wanted was one out of The Jetsons!
I just wait for the filth to build up to a level where a shovel is most useful. Or else I move.

Me too. The baked-on crud in the oven just isn't scraping off anymore, not that I ever try -- that's the real reason we decided to buy a house. :-D
Oh, that's adorable! What was that bouncy thing, a coffee pot? Want!
I wanna prepare dinner in a seated position! On a flying platform disc...
Hehehe =)
Don't you recognize "modern" coffee pots when you see them?!

Have you seen Mon Oncle? One of the most wonderful, whimsical films ever. (I love all of Tati). His sister owns this supremely modern, fantastically uncomfortable house moderne. Tati takes his nephew on afternoon jaunts with packs of dogs and other things. Conversation is almost gratuitous. It's all about humans moving through their contrived environments. Here's another clip you'll enjoy.
Good gravy, was that supposed to be food? That charred thing? Lolz. Jaypo, I need subtitles!

I guess I have to find Mon Oncle...I hope it's on Netflix. That house is redonk.
My favorite part is when they get trapped inside and have to get the dog to run between the sensors... Oh, and the woman cutting her lawn! ;-)
I'm holding out for a food replicator. "Earl Grey... hot."
Oooh. Any chance that replicator would replicate a Jean Luc or two while it's brewing the tea?
No lemon creme cake? (Which I had last week, btw. I thought of you as I ate it)
How about Jean Luc serving lemon creme cake and Earl Grey.

Hot? ;)
*snicker snicker* No pun intended? ;)
How about Jean Luc serving lemon creme cake and Earl Grey

*faints*
*Dr. Crusher to the bridge! We have a medical emergency!*
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